Sometimes I get a chuckle out of the ironies and realities of a home-based business. Maybe you can get a chuckle out of my stories, too.
We had a problem with one subscription from a teacher, and I needed to talk with him by phone as I didn’t have his e-mail address. I left messages and he called me back several days later. When he called, my teen daughter answered the phone nicely and professionally. She handed the phone to me. At that moment I had a 2 year-old on my lap and a 5 year-old in a time out a few feet away. (Said 5-yo is, *ahem,* still learning to sit quietly during her time outs.)
All of a sudden, THE place to be was next to my desk, and there were three more children talking to each other or me while I was trying to be ‘professional’ and take care of this subscriber.
I don’t trust myself to hit the ‘mute’ button on the phone quickly, as it’s next to the ‘off’ button. So I waved wildly at the children, trying to “shoo” them away while calmly explaining to the teacher the situation with his subscription. The children finally figured out what Mom meant by her strange waving when their dad told them to go upstairs.
I was finally left with just the 2 year-old on my lap and the unpredictable 5 year-old in time out.
With the teacher working at his computer at the same time, we got his subscription input and activated.
I had to chuckle at the difference between the professional appearance I tried to present over the phone vs. the family-centered, noisy reality behind the scenes.
–Denise